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Chico, California- California State University Chico suspended the 25 member Phi Kappa Tau as it invesigates a party where professional porn actors were filmed having sex with partying college students.

"Shane's World" a Southern California adult filmaker said three Chico State students had sex on the film.

"We get hundreds of letters from college students wanting us to come out to their schools" a spokeswoman said.

Go to college be a pornstar.

San Jose, California- A woman eating chili at a Wendy's restaurant bit into a portion of a human finger Tuesday night Santa Clara County health officials said.

"Initially, she did put this object in her mouth and did bite down on it and wasn't sure exactly what it was" Santa Clara County Health Officer Dr. Martin Fenstersheib said.

Officials said the fingertip was approximately 1 and 3/8ths inches long and a half inch piece of fingernail was also found. They believe it belongs to a woman because of the long manicured nail.

Health investigators are tracing all of the ingredients back to the manufacturer. They believe the finger got into the chili at an earlier stage.

Montpelier, Vemont- It was the stench that earned him the top prize of the smelliest sneakers in the nation. The dubious distinction was won in the 30th (this has been going on for 30 years?) annual national rotten sneaker contest.

"The secret of his success?" writes Lisa Rathke of the Associated Press:No socks. Ever.

Ugh.

Cranberry, PA- A would be robber attempted to inspire fear, but wearing a mask of Disney's Pluto just didn't cut it. The clerk at Gordon's Mini Market burst into laughter when the robber walked into the store at about 9:45pm. The clerk was laughing so hard he didn't comply with the robber's demand to turn over the cash register money. He got so frustrated that he left the store.

Police Sergeant Dave Kovach said the clerk's response was ill advised and dangerous even if it foiled the robbery. "Pluto could have been a strung out heroin addict." "You never know."

Pluto drove away in a car but not before noted that he was 6 ft 2 and appeared to be white under the mask. Police believe Pluto is about 20 years old and weighs about 170 pounds.

Khartoum- A stenographer for the US Congress generated alarm in Sudan this week by giving the mistaken impression the US conducted nuclear tests in Sudan in 1962 and 1970.

The Sudanese government asked the US for an explanation. The US began its own investigations into a website report that a subcommittee of the US House of Representatives Armed Services Committee had talked about the tests in Sudan.

But Foreign Minsiter Mustafa Osman Ismail who summoned the US charge d'affaires on hearing the news said it turned out that the word "Sudan" was merely a typing error for "Sedan" the name of a nuclear test site in Nevada.

The US administration said there is a typing mistake, he told reporters. The US embassy official in Khartoum said in a statement affirming no tests were made in Sudan. The official transcript of the hearing has already been corrected.

Ismail said he was very relieved the reports were not true.

Halsey, Oregon- A state panel plans to investigate a high school football coach who acknowledged licking a bloody cut on the knee of one of his players.

Reed 34, who also teaches science acknowledged the incident last year after a parent's complaint. The school district placed him on probation and required him to take a "bloodborne pathogen's" course.

Police investigated but Reed was not arrested. "Sometimes there are actions that are socially unacceptable or bizarre that aren't necessarily criminal" Linn County sheriff Dave Burright said.

Las Vegas- Mayor Oscar Goodman said he was just being himself when he told a class of fourth graders that drinking was one of his hobbies and that the one thing he would want if stranded on an island is a bottle of gin.

Goodman, who has been mentioned as a possible candidate for governor said he answered the question honestly and truthfully. "I'm not going to lie to children. I'm not going to say I would take a teddy bear or a Bible or something like that." Asked by a reporter if he had a drinking problem, Goodman answered, "Oh absolutely not. I love to drink."

He hosts regular "Martinis with the Mayor" events.

Principal Kemala Washington later called the comments inappropriate but said the students did not appear to understand. "It just went over their heads," Washington said.

Aurora Colorado- police reviewed a weekend incident in which a man accused of taking salad he didn't pay for at a Chuck E. Cheese salad bar was hit with a stun gun. Police said proper procedures were followed.

Escondido, CA- A man who recently received radiation treatment for a medical condition set off a nuclear alert detector on a fire engine, prompting police to close down a roadway while authorities searched for a nuclear weapon.

Sheriff's deputies pulled the man over and detained him and his passenger for about one hour while confirming that the man was not carrying a nuclear weapon and that he had received radiation treatment, according to Sgt. Robert Healey.

Tehran, Iran- An Iranian woman wants to divorce her husband because he has not washed for more than a year. Her husband smells so bad even their children will not go near him.

When she met her husband eight years ago he was obsessive about staying clean. Not any more.

She said her husband smelled so bad it was making her family a laughing stock. "We cannot go to any parties. I feel so ashamed," she was quoted by Iran's state-run newspaper.

Maybe he can be recruited as a weapon of mass destruction.

North Liberty Iowa- A man threatened his neighbors with a 2 and 1/2 foot sword after they complained about him being naked in his front yard. He brandished the sword after they asked him to put some clothes on police said.